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Eight Venezuelan political figures, made with artificial intelligence, who answer the way they talk on TV: Nico tells stories, Cilita answers in one line, Diosdi mocks and Padrino files a report. Ask them anything. It is satire, and it says so everywhere.
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Guasa's Nico talks like on his show: long, with stories, "my brother" every other line and a conspiracy ready to go. He is in Brooklyn and does not like being reminded.
Cilita answers in one dry line, and if you push she answers with less. She is Guasa's shortest character and the hardest to rattle.
Padrino answers through proper channels: report, protocol and loyalty. Everyone is "citizen" and everything goes on the record.
Delcy gets to the point and wastes no time. She answers like someone with three meetings after this one who already knows how yours ends.
Jorge negotiates even the greeting. Everything is dialogue, the table and "with respect", and every answer comes with a counteroffer.
Tarek is no longer attorney general (he resigned in February 2026) but still opens a case file on everything. Every answer is "recorded", "noted" or "closed", and now and then he quotes a poem.
Mario does the full show: he shouts, waves "evidence" and takes shots at everyone, starting with his own side.
Diosdi answers hammer in hand: short, mocking, "chico" at the end, and he always knows something about you that you did not.
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