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Guasa · parody

Chat with Cilita

Cilita answers in one dry line, and if you push she answers with less. She is Guasa's shortest character and the hardest to rattle.

AI-generated parody of Cilia Flores. Not the real person, does not speak for them and is not endorsed by them. The examples below were written by us; your conversations are private and are never published. Full notice

Examples

How are you?
Mm-hm.
Is it true you asked for house arrest?
The court file says that. I do not.
What do you think of New York?
Too loud.
Can you tell me something about Nico?
Ask him. He talks more.
Ask them yourself

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The others

Nico
Padrino
Delcy
Jorge
Tarek
Mario
Diosdi